Hello
my good friends..... 'Ol Red has been away a long,
long time. (I mean mentally of coarse.)
It's
funny, (and when I say funny I mean funny in the
same way a
guy riding around with his sack, in a sack
is funny) I actually started an update about a
week ago. I got about 1/2 of it done when my Dreamweaver
crashed and I realized that I forgot to save my
work. All that comedy that no one will ever see.
Such a waste. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You think by now
I would remember shit like that. But I don't,
until it's to late. And by then....welll, as I
said...it's too late.
So anyhow, here I am with more mindless drivel,
so chunky you can eat it up with a fork. Don't
forget to sop up that gravy either.
Got a much need new Caption
Contest up.
Last weeks winner was some unappreciative asshole
who wont be getting a prize.
It's funny what people will admit, to total strangers.
Even Ol' Red admits a "juicy"
little tidbit in this back and forth with
some little chippy. As Buddy Hacket once told
me in a smoky nightclub in Vegas, back in 83'...."Kid,
always keep
'em commin back for more.".
Holy shit. I thought my life was bad. Listening
to other people tell their tales is the spice
of life, aint it?
Looking for some funny pictures? Well, I aint
got 'em. But the fella's over at CollegeHumor
sure do. Go
check out their shit for a good laugh.
Another person
who should not be surfing the site.... and with
a mastery of such cut
downs and comebacks...how could I even compete?
Fucking
cool. (Athough
this is even better.)
IWANG
is sending me traffic, but I'm not sure from
where.
After a long run of being removed from Uncle Melon's
Top Site list, it looks like were back on it.
Check it out. Or at
least stop by and see him go head to head
with David Letterman's top 10 list. (Always a
good read.)
I'm
thinking Red Dragon or Night life. Bloodshot?!?!
WTF, I get those for free all the time. (Well,
not for FREE...but you know
what I mean.)
This
memo was sent to all the employees of the
company I work for....
Anyone looking forward to the new
season of survivor this year, as much as I
am???
Loopy and I have a nice conversation about my
working
habits and my future.
How hot is Avril's
asscrack? Although it would have been much
hotter with "I love RedBrain" written upon it.
It's always an
adventure when LordDeadpool checks in. See
what
I mean. Although with this last ominous
email I got last night...that might be the
last we hear from him in a while.
On recommendation from my new friend Sarah, I
was thinking about investing in some art
work.
Looks like school is out for the summer again
and every horny teen will be back
online trying to rub one out with complete
strangers. Look like he is going to need a
new hobby.
Here is the gold, mined
from a conversation with MetalGirl.
To all the sites who emailed me looking for a
plug, who don't even have the common courtesy
to put my link up, here is your PLUG.
I really need to find a normal
relationship.
With a domain as long as bittertwistedmotherfucker.com,
you really need to buy the acronym. (oh
wait, they did.)
Who even needs
hands any more?
Another webmaster looks for some
input on his new project.
More behind
the scenes webmaster chitchat.
I love when they come
looking for plugs. I'm happy enough to give
'em..it's just strikes me funny.
Ok kids, fun's over. Duty
calls.
I'll see ya, when I see ya. See ya.
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