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Daily Aneurysm--6/26/03

Hello my good friends..... 'Ol Red has been away a long, long time. (I mean mentally of coarse.) It's funny, (and when I say funny I mean funny in the same way a guy riding around with his sack, in a sack is funny) I actually started an update about a week ago. I got about 1/2 of it done when my Dreamweaver crashed and I realized that I forgot to save my work. All that comedy that no one will ever see. Such a waste. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You think by now I would remember shit like that. But I don't, until it's to late. And by then....welll, as I said...it's too late.
So anyhow, here I am with more mindless drivel, so chunky you can eat it up with a fork. Don't forget to sop up that gravy either.

Got a much need new Caption Contest up.
Last weeks winner was some unappreciative asshole who wont be getting a prize.

It's funny what people will admit, to total strangers. Even Ol' Red admits a "juicy" little tidbit in this back and forth with some little chippy. As Buddy Hacket once told me in a smoky nightclub in Vegas, back in 83'...."Kid, always keep 'em commin back for more.".

Holy shit. I thought my life was bad. Listening to other people tell their tales is the spice of life, aint it?

Looking for some funny pictures? Well, I aint got 'em. But the fella's over at CollegeHumor sure do. Go check out their shit for a good laugh.

Another person who should not be surfing the site.... and with a mastery of such cut downs and comebacks...how could I even compete?

Fucking cool. (Athough this is even better.)

IWANG is sending me traffic, but I'm not sure from where.

After a long run of being removed from Uncle Melon's Top Site list, it looks like were back on it. Check it out. Or at least stop by and see him go head to head with David Letterman's top 10 list. (Always a good read.)

I'm thinking Red Dragon or Night life. Bloodshot?!?! WTF, I get those for free all the time. (Well, not for FREE...but you know what I mean.)

This memo was sent to all the employees of the company I work for....

Anyone looking forward to the new season of survivor this year, as much as I am???

Loopy and I have a nice conversation about my working habits and my future.

How hot is Avril's asscrack? Although it would have been much hotter with "I love RedBrain" written upon it.

It's always an adventure when LordDeadpool checks in. See what I mean. Although with this last ominous email I got last night...that might be the last we hear from him in a while.

On recommendation from my new friend Sarah, I was thinking about investing in some art work.

Looks like school is out for the summer again and every horny teen will be back online trying to rub one out with complete strangers. Look like he is going to need a new hobby.

Here is the gold, mined from a conversation with MetalGirl.

To all the sites who emailed me looking for a plug, who don't even have the common courtesy to put my link up, here is your PLUG.

I really need to find a normal relationship.

With a domain as long as bittertwistedmotherfucker.com, you really need to buy the acronym. (oh wait, they did.)

Who even needs hands any more?

Another webmaster looks for some input on his new project.
More behind the scenes webmaster chitchat.
I love when they come looking for plugs. I'm happy enough to give 'em..it's just strikes me funny.

Ok kids, fun's over. Duty calls.
I'll see ya, when I see ya. See ya.