So
much to update, so little time....
Yes kids, it's me again. It's been so long, I
don't know where to start.
Work has got me bent over a barrel and I just
can't seem to find the time to feed your need
of the brain. So here I sit, working away, having
my conversation with various strangers, getting
your messages of love and hate while I am away
and time just passes by. Then boing. Here I am
again. Life, not unlike yourself, is strange.
Anyhoo, on with the show.
Since we talked last, I went to the Porn convention
in Florida. Not as crazy as the Vegas show, but
a great time nonetheless. How could a whole Hotel
pack full of porn webmasters, million dollar parties
and hoochie momma's up the ying-yang be less then
spectacular? I ask you, how can it?!?!?! It can't
that's how. And since you couldn't be there to
enjoy the fun with ol' Red, then ol' Red has found
some links to various parties to bring the fun
home to you:
The
Gigamix Private Yacht Cruise - The
NePond Show - Various
Parties and Photo Shoots - GoFuckYourself
Warmup Party -
LoungeLizzard Party - The
players Pool Party - The
College Kegger Pornapalooza
- Various
Hotel Pictures
I can honestly say that no one parties like young,
rich guys involved in the porn industry!
Look at this cool new feature: The
Mr Skin Minute!
(Just like on the Howard Stern Show) Give it a
listen, some funny shit.
You can also find those rare nude scenes of your
favorite actresses! Which one? ALL OF THEM!
Got another new Caption
Contest up.
I think I might have to either hire
LordDeadpool to write articles for the site,
or have him committed
to a mental institution.
Why do little kids feel the need
to IM me?
Are you an avid poster of bullitin boards? Well,
since your razor shap with has dulled to the edge
of a butter knife, you'll need some funny pictures
to post, so everyone on the board thinks you still
got it, like the Fonz! Here is a treasure
trove for your board posting pleasure.
I don't think that I make Stonecold sound stupid.
Let's see if we can dissect
this conversation a little. Sometimes they
just write
themselves. Some times, I just feed
the fish. Someone needs some
real friends. Or should I say is in
dire need of some. Seriously....
Anyone else getting slammed by this fucking virus?!?!
Holy fucking shit. I had to turn one of my email
addresses completely off because I'm getting about
400 a day. WTF? I hope they catch who ever did
this and porn honey on his balls and release a
million fire ants on his ass. (Unfortunately they
never do any of that good stuff.) If only I were
king.
While doing some Googling, I found this
little story. I love to inspire the music
community. I found this also, which is a little
too
close for comfort.
Would
you hit this?
Are you colorblind? The only way to tell is to
take
this test. Although the only thing I usually
see lately, is Red!
Check out this site. Then later you can tell your
friends, "I
was surfin Splooged today....." Now that
just sounds funny.
Tips and secrets? Why would something called "secrets"
be put on a webpage where anyone in the world
can
access it?
Are you a super villain of the 2000's, like myself?
Well perhaps it's because you shop at the wrong
place.....In these times of supervilianny, you
need to step it up past the Wal-marts and Targets
of yesteryear. You need to visit VillianSupply.com
oo la la. A
Risque lady and soft music. What could be
better.
Freaky
RedBrain's Tip of the Day - Put your prick
back in your pants, stop surfing free
porn you sick
bastard, find yourself a REAL
live date and go out and join
the rest of the real world and do something.
Rob over at Delta
of Venus was nice enough to give me a temporary
pass to his site to plug it. So it's the least
I can do for him. (Don't think your getting a
free pass too though. That would put poor Rob
out of business.) The site is pretty fucking cool
though. I especially like watching the black and
white porno's from the 30's. Funny shit. Just
goes to show you that porn is a timeless art.
Kudos to a great site Rob.
And here I thought a refugee camp was the perfect
place to jerkoff. I stand corrected.
Here are some great
desktop backgrounds for your computer at work.
Compliments of Social
Bomb
8 pages of Twisted
toons for your viewing pleasure.
I think the "Funny
Quotes" on Murfnet, should just be called
"Quotes". That's just my opinion.
Awww...this was made especially me for....how
sweet. It's nice to see
sincere enjoyment of my humor.
This will keep
you busy for the next 5 minutes.
Sometime I
just don't understand people's taste in entertainment.
Here's a
movie that all you horny surfers should watch.
Watch the whole movie.
See
what happens when you don't purchase high
quality sex toys from a reputable company.
Here's a
list of interesting images for you to browse.
(Ironically, these guys emailed us for a plug
or link exchanged and then pulled our link before
we could even update. You crazy kids of today
are so impatient some times.)
Look
at this Fuckass'
journal.
Ok kids, fun's over. Back to your humdrum life.
Until next time we meet, Votre mère a le
sexe avec les chèvres qui ont de grandes
boules
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