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Daily Aneurysm--8/26/03

So much to update, so little time....
Yes kids, it's me again. It's been so long, I don't know where to start.
Work has got me bent over a barrel and I just can't seem to find the time to feed your need of the brain. So here I sit, working away, having my conversation with various strangers, getting your messages of love and hate while I am away and time just passes by. Then boing. Here I am again. Life, not unlike yourself, is strange.

Anyhoo, on with the show.

Since we talked last, I went to the Porn convention in Florida. Not as crazy as the Vegas show, but a great time nonetheless. How could a whole Hotel pack full of porn webmasters, million dollar parties and hoochie momma's up the ying-yang be less then spectacular? I ask you, how can it?!?!?! It can't that's how. And since you couldn't be there to enjoy the fun with ol' Red, then ol' Red has found some links to various parties to bring the fun home to you:
The Gigamix Private Yacht Cruise - The NePond Show - Various Parties and Photo Shoots - GoFuckYourself Warmup Party - LoungeLizzard Party - The players Pool Party - The College Kegger Pornapalooza - Various Hotel Pictures
I can honestly say that no one parties like young, rich guys involved in the porn industry!

Look at this cool new feature: The Mr Skin Minute!
(Just like on the Howard Stern Show) Give it a listen, some funny shit.
You can also find those rare nude scenes of your favorite actresses! Which one? ALL OF THEM!

Got another new Caption Contest up.

I think I might have to either hire LordDeadpool to write articles for the site, or have him committed to a mental institution.

Why do little kids feel the need to IM me?

Are you an avid poster of bullitin boards? Well, since your razor shap with has dulled to the edge of a butter knife, you'll need some funny pictures to post, so everyone on the board thinks you still got it, like the Fonz! Here is a treasure trove for your board posting pleasure.

I don't think that I make Stonecold sound stupid. Let's see if we can dissect this conversation a little. Sometimes they just write themselves. Some times, I just feed the fish. Someone needs some real friends. Or should I say is in dire need of some. Seriously....

Anyone else getting slammed by this fucking virus?!?! Holy fucking shit. I had to turn one of my email addresses completely off because I'm getting about 400 a day. WTF? I hope they catch who ever did this and porn honey on his balls and release a million fire ants on his ass. (Unfortunately they never do any of that good stuff.) If only I were king.

While doing some Googling, I found this little story. I love to inspire the music community. I found this also, which is a little too close for comfort.

Would you hit this?

Are you colorblind? The only way to tell is to take this test. Although the only thing I usually see lately, is Red!

Check out this site. Then later you can tell your friends, "I was surfin Splooged today....." Now that just sounds funny.

Tips and secrets? Why would something called "secrets" be put on a webpage where anyone in the world can access it?

Are you a super villain of the 2000's, like myself? Well perhaps it's because you shop at the wrong place.....In these times of supervilianny, you need to step it up past the Wal-marts and Targets of yesteryear. You need to visit VillianSupply.com

oo la la. A Risque lady and soft music. What could be better.

Freaky

RedBrain's Tip of the Day - Put your prick back in your pants, stop surfing free porn you sick bastard, find yourself a REAL live date and go out and join the rest of the real world and do something.

Rob over at Delta of Venus was nice enough to give me a temporary pass to his site to plug it. So it's the least I can do for him. (Don't think your getting a free pass too though. That would put poor Rob out of business.) The site is pretty fucking cool though. I especially like watching the black and white porno's from the 30's. Funny shit. Just goes to show you that porn is a timeless art. Kudos to a great site Rob.

And here I thought a refugee camp was the perfect place to jerkoff. I stand corrected.

Here are some great desktop backgrounds for your computer at work. Compliments of Social Bomb

8 pages of Twisted toons for your viewing pleasure.

I think the "Funny Quotes" on Murfnet, should just be called "Quotes". That's just my opinion.

Awww...this was made especially me for....how sweet. It's nice to see sincere enjoyment of my humor.

This will keep you busy for the next 5 minutes.

Sometime I just don't understand people's taste in entertainment.

Here's a movie that all you horny surfers should watch. Watch the whole movie.

See what happens when you don't purchase high quality sex toys from a reputable company.

Here's a list of interesting images for you to browse. (Ironically, these guys emailed us for a plug or link exchanged and then pulled our link before we could even update. You crazy kids of today are so impatient some times.)

Look at this Fuckass' journal.

Ok kids, fun's over. Back to your humdrum life. Until next time we meet, Votre mère a le sexe avec les chèvres qui ont de grandes boules