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Daily Aneurysm--2/20/03

Looks like complaining like a little bitch, worked again. I got a shitload of entry's for the drawing contest. Not a lot of which were that funny. Some down right disturbing, come to think of it. But who am I to judge your creativity? Wait a minute, I AM the JUDGE of this contest. That's who I am to judge, the damn Judge. Shit, now I'm confused.... Anyway, I got a lot of people who sent in a drawing. See below for the entry's....

Strippers and porn news and terror...OH MY! --Today's news:
Circumcised by magic
'Axis of Evil' Film Fest Set for U.S. University
Condoms and Bibles in every N.Y. hotel
Naked kidnap fantasy sparks police raid
Are My Boobs Too Small?
`Freaking' banned
Woman Claims R. Kelly Sexually Assaulted Her On Tuesday


*******************REDRAIN.COM CONTEST 1****************
Here is your chance to be funny and win a prize! Go to this site and create the funniest drawing you can. Draw pictures, letters, insults, what ever you want. Free reign.
When your done with your masterpiece, click save and send it to drawings@redbrain.com. Be sure to include your email address in the "leave a note" section if you want a chance to win the shirt. Otherwise I will not know who it's from. Winners will be judged on creativity, humor and what ever else I want to judge them on.
Funniest one will win a...... RED BRAIN T-SHIRT!
********************REDRAIN.COM CONTEST 1****************

So far, here are all the entry's. Creative Drawing Contest Entrys

As you can see, only a few funny ones in the bunch. So if you even have a sliver of a sense of humor, you got a good shot of wining... The contest will run through the end of this coming weekend.

Anyone see the new trailer for the Hulk movie? Looks like they added an interesting twist to the storyline. Here are some stills from the movie..

Our bot Drewskillz has the new Knockout of the week up.....Shakira!

Hey all you lonely computer chicks out there. Don't spend another night alone! Build your own cyber guy! Hell, it's not as good as having 'ol Red there, but it's probably as close as you'll ever get. Here's a little something for the fella's.

Some fuckin guy send in some love mail.

I was so sad to hear of Scott Baio's passing, but it looks like things are looking up for the old chap.

Speaking of Sctott Baio, Lord Deadpool stops by for some mindless back and forth about Scott Baio, British midgets, boyscouts and bots.

Crashnburnin sends in another joke.

Not to be outdone, G'Money sends in his own joke.

Look! Yatta is back. Now even better with a soldout concert show.

Fuck those quirky, short, catchy little domain names...these guys went balls out!

More fan signs from some bad-girl party fan. Sounds like she may have done some time.

Like to play out in the snow, but sick of the cold? Here's your big chance!

I should have never quit smoking.

Sometimes NOT talking to me, is just as great as actually talking to me.

Ok kids thats all for now. Enjoy your breakfast, lunch or dinner. Depending on where you are and what time it is.