Ho,
ho, ho and all that jazz. Yes it's me again. Dropping
in to spread some of my patented RedBrain Holiday
Cheer around the world. Just
like Santa does.
I know this is the season for getting drunk at
the company
Xmas party, hitting on a coworker (the
blonde chick with with the cute pussy) and
then trying to nail her in the bosses private
bathroom whilst everyone is drinking spiked eggnog
and eating those tasty little stuffed mushrooms,
that Brenda the secretary (Oh sorry Brenda, I
mean Brenda the Administrative Assistant.) made.
So while you have the bosses personal toiletries
tossed to the floor and that cute little data
entry hottie's ass pressed up against the bathroom
mirror , with her new Xmas skirt hiked over her
head, don't forget to give your dick a present
before you pump her with Holiday cheer. Because
sometimes she'll
give you a gift that keeps on giving all year
round. And God knows who else you'r going
to spread that Holiday Cheer around to this Holiday
season.
Keeping with the spirit
of Xmas, I am helping launch a new ass kicking
porn site over at UniversalErotica.com.
Not only does it have tons of free daily porn.
But it also has links to humor sites, erotic stories,
dating info and webmaster info. Something for
everyone this holiday season. Be sure to check
it out.
After a year hiatus, Lumpy has come out of, of,
of.....well, you can just read
for yourself.
Finally a
test I can pass!
Everyone
has an opinion about something.
Xmas
sing along or Sing
along to this.
Are you stuck in the 80's? (God help you if you
are.) Well, since your there you can take
this quiz and see how you do. (If you score
anything over a 50%, please go have a huge "L"
tattooed on your forehead. Also while your there
(in the 80's) buy me up a couple thousand shares
of Microsoft stock.
I'M
DIFFERENT! Like everyboby else.
These guys want to spread the word of free speah.
Listen
to thier radio show.
If anyone has any
information at all about this chick, can you
help a Dutch President out?!?!
Like Celeb nudes but your not sure if your jerking
off to the real thing or not? Well look no further
the the Fake
Detective. He busts these photo's wide open.
And some of them are fantistic fakes.
I am glad to see that the lost
art of Poetry is not dead. (Rotting like a
headless corpse in the desert for 3 weeks, but
not dead.)
And here we all thought Spam
was so evil. It has made a difference in at
least one
man's life. (Also be sure to scroll down to
see Sadamaclause.)
ummmmm..ok.
I will be going back to Vegas from January 5th-8th
for the porn convention. If anyone happens to
see me there, keep your shit to yourself. I'm
sure I'll be hangin some hot ass babes so don't
go crimpin my style.
I hope you all have a great
time with your friends
and family and get all the gifts
you asked for. Happy
Holidays! See all you fuckstains next year.
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