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Daily Aneurysm -- 12/24/03

Ho, ho, ho and all that jazz. Yes it's me again. Dropping in to spread some of my patented RedBrain Holiday Cheer around the world. Just like Santa does.

I know this is the season for getting drunk at the company Xmas party, hitting on a coworker (the blonde chick with with the cute pussy) and then trying to nail her in the bosses private bathroom whilst everyone is drinking spiked eggnog and eating those tasty little stuffed mushrooms, that Brenda the secretary (Oh sorry Brenda, I mean Brenda the Administrative Assistant.) made.
So while you have the bosses personal toiletries tossed to the floor and that cute little data entry hottie's ass pressed up against the bathroom mirror , with her new Xmas skirt hiked over her head, don't forget to give your dick a present before you pump her with Holiday cheer. Because sometimes she'll give you a gift that keeps on giving all year round. And God knows who else you'r going to spread that Holiday Cheer around to this Holiday season.


Keeping with the spirit of Xmas, I am helping launch a new ass kicking porn site over at UniversalErotica.com. Not only does it have tons of free daily porn. But it also has links to humor sites, erotic stories, dating info and webmaster info. Something for everyone this holiday season. Be sure to check it out.

After a year hiatus, Lumpy has come out of, of, of.....well, you can just read for yourself.

Finally a test I can pass!

Everyone has an opinion about something.
Xmas sing along or Sing along to this.

Are you stuck in the 80's? (God help you if you are.) Well, since your there you can take this quiz and see how you do. (If you score anything over a 50%, please go have a huge "L" tattooed on your forehead. Also while your there (in the 80's) buy me up a couple thousand shares of Microsoft stock.

I'M DIFFERENT! Like everyboby else.

These guys want to spread the word of free speah. Listen to thier radio show.

If anyone has any information at all about this chick, can you help a Dutch President out?!?!

Like Celeb nudes but your not sure if your jerking off to the real thing or not? Well look no further the the Fake Detective. He busts these photo's wide open. And some of them are fantistic fakes.


I am glad to see that the lost art of Poetry is not dead. (Rotting like a headless corpse in the desert for 3 weeks, but not dead.)

And here we all thought Spam was so evil. It has made a difference in at least one man's life. (Also be sure to scroll down to see Sadamaclause.)

ummmmm..ok.

I will be going back to Vegas from January 5th-8th for the porn convention. If anyone happens to see me there, keep your shit to yourself. I'm sure I'll be hangin some hot ass babes so don't go crimpin my style.

I hope you all have a great time with your friends and family and get all the gifts you asked for. Happy Holidays! See all you fuckstains next year.