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.Aye Calypso The hookers we.ve banged. I think those were the
Denver John really wanted to sing before he crashed his experimental
the waiting sea, he wanted more than anything to take his life and make
over. That is what I think about on Thanksgiving. It is 2003, the last
time I seen
any of you fuckholes I was daydreamin about slitting Sammy Hagars pants
and pouring hot sauce all over and INTO his Urethra, but I didn.t&.. I
actually got a little too close at one of his stupid concerts and about
12 months and 60 hours of Community service later I am out. That.s
right, Uncle Lumpy got picked up again by John Q. Law and I got finger
fucked in a massive way by getting thrown in the joint. Do any of you
fresh faced, zit popping porn gathering condom sniffers now how hard it
is to score coke in jail? It.s easier to get fucked by an army of
Mexicans (which happens) but hey, I told them when they get out they
can cut mine and John.s fucking lawn. With that they beat me with Pepsi
cans in a pillow case. So how.s Redbrain been treating you fairy
pirates? You all look good. Well America is getting fatter we all knew
that. But Thanksgiving is a time to not remember that. Just think about
how much you are gonna drink and then double the eating up so you don.t
get fucked up too fast. My goal with what.s left of my cocksucker
family is DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. I wanna see the fucking cops come by and I
want to have one fist in my step fathers craw and the other hand raised
over his head beating him senselessly with a turkey carcus . WHO THE
FUCK IS HE TO FUCK MY MOTHER? They have only known each other for 16
days and he is gonna make me call him step father. I would rather make
love to Adolf Hitlers Ghost. Who the fuck does thanksgiving think it
Why did we get ripped off? It used to about the Indians and how bad we
em over for their land that we build adult bookstores on and kill
Why does it have to be about family and spices and Mrs. Paul.s
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MURDERING INDIANS ON THANKSGIVING? I guess every
holiday ruins the original meaning. My birthday used to be about me
getting presents and beatings at my house. Now it.s about me trying to
fish out giant Maxi pads of Rita.s out of the toilet cause the bloody
water wont go down. What is it about people ruinging shit for me? I
would rather see a toy submarine disappear into my a-ring than have one
more person wish me a happy hanksigiving. I like when family members
choke on Thanksgiving that is a tradition I could live with. Go fuck
yourself this day and everyother. I am so sick of hand-me-downs and
Turkeys, whats wrong with a fucking threesome on thanksgiving. You
could tell the broads, Thanks for giving me a blow job and you
overweight blonde thanks for giving my clown cock a ride on you.re
Okay Kiddies Happy Holidays and look out for people at your door in the
couple months, if they start singing Christmas songs, throw scalding
in their faces. That will teach those portly mother f.ers not to come
at your joint no more.
Now Fuck All.yall
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|will to cataclysm. - 3/3/03
by guest columnist,
mass destruction yields thirst for more destruction.
this is a strange movement of will, yes, your will.
it makes you feel pity and anger. it makes you feel
RIGHT, i guess, about what i don't know. you get a
taste for it: daydreaming about a bomb blast or an
earthquake right outside your building, during a
meeting at work. you don't want anyone to get
hurt, least of all yourself, but it's so seductive, all
that pity and undefined purpose that tragedy spawns.
you don't want justice, you want THAT. so that's
why war makes sense. the friendly family puppy
that tasted blood by an accidental, playful nip, who
by some accident now craves only that.
valentine's day -- 2/21/03
i hope you will not take it amiss
that i do not make some grand gesture of romance to you on this
"valentine.s day". i despise "valentine.s day". we do not love on
command, and to force any kind of feeling (any positive one anyway) is
to smother whatever potential that feeling may have had. nothing
disgusts me more than to be out and about, even worse on public
transport, on "valentine.s day" night. to see the faces of other
.couples. all self-conscious, and all (consciously or not) with the
cruel demeaning look of one who feels humiliated and rapaciously
eyeballs the world for signs of insincerity in any expression of
amatory glee. "here we are! having fun! in love! we are 'out and
about!' see!?" so i.m not asking you to be my valentine. i will pin no
pink frilly metals upon you, nor will i wear any.
you are a compassionate,
thoughtful, savvy, funky, shit-hot sexy gal, but i.m not gonna tell you
that today. nor will i tell you how i drool with anticipation from the
radiant inklings of many many exquisite etceteras, with which you
shine. no. i just hope that when you drag your grumpy hung-over sweet
ass out the door tomorrow evening your eyes will glint with
shadenfreude at all the dolled-up slappers and the twits who escort
them on their night of agonized pseudo-romance. someday, if you don.t
expect it, i might just surprise you with a handgrenade of happy. maybe
i.ll write "i love you" in the snow outside your window. i might be
standing on your doorstep with a bouquet of cock and a box of fuck. and
piss all over my shoes. we can watch fox news and throw beer cans at
the teevee. then my buddies will come over and we.ll all smoke bongs
and dring bug juice and then go naked chicken fighting. on stilts.
i won.t do what i.m supposed to.
but if you expect nothing of me, i promise to exceed your expectations.
i won.t promise to make you happy, but if you don.t expect it, i just
may sneak inside you and light your fire. with a titan rocket engine.
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DAYS TO COME: elmo promises no more politics
DAYS OF THUNDER: c'mon! YELL at email@example.com
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on this and other issues, read The Guardian (still free on the Web): www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest
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About Tupperware" --12/13/02
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Unkle Slappy Nuttz life story
Unkle Slappy Nuttz (NO AGE)
This is a short fact sheet for all of you to check out.....
It's something we don't pay enough attention to
"Facts About Tupperware"
(1) No small children have ever suffocated in Tupperware.
(2) Tupperware looks nice from a distance, and gives your home that
rich white upper-class look.
(3) Tupperware dates back to the Mayas.
(4) Tupperware is made from plastic and will last millions of years in
our dumps and landfills.
(5) Tupperware can focus gravity for extra super suction power.
(6) Men think Tupperware is sexy, women think Tupperware has a good
sense of humor.
(7) Tupperware can be used to transport deadly gases and human organs.
(8) Tupperware locks in freshness or germs, whichever is present at the
time the lid is sealed.
(9) Tupperware is guaranteed to hold all of your leftovers. If
not, you can buy more.
(10) Tibetan monks have been known to levitate Tupperware.
(11) Despite popular belief, Tupperware can be removed from the kitchen
for short periods of time.
(12) Tupperware lids make good Frisbees.
(13) Tupperwarecan be used to trap rats and squirrels.
(14) UFOs are really just big flying pieces of Tupperware.
(15) The Korean war was fought over the exclusive rights to manufacture
(16) Tupperware can be used as a sexual aid. (send children out of the
(17) Two pieces of Tupperware from the new Activa series can hold all
of the blood from a human body. One piece from the same series
can hold all of the blood from a cat, with room left over for its fur
and some of its play things.
(18) If Lincoln had worn a Tupperware hat, he would be alive today.
(19) If properly wired, Tupperware can receive satellite TV, and
sometimes pickup communications signals from aliens on the Moon.
(20) Place Tupperware randomly about and scare your friends.
(21) Tupperware does NOT make a good VHS player.
(22) There has only been 4 deaths attributed to Tupperware
(23) Tupperware HATES Marky Mark just as much as you.
(24) Tupperware can give you that close shave Norelco can't.
(25) Tupperware is bulletproof when not being fired upon.
(26) Tupperware was a secret tool for a underground break dancers.
(27) If you look inthe the night sky, you can almost see
something that might resemble a Tupperware container.
(28) The Kraft company owns a Tupperware Boxer patient.
(29) The internet can be traced back to a empty Tupperware
container in the trunk of a 76 Buick owned by Al Gore.
(30) Jesus really died for his belief in Tupperware,. Then
he came back for left overs.
(31) In an event of a water landing Tupperware can save your ass.
And gives it that "ring around the ass" suction cup look.
(32) Tupperware stared and ended the bronze age.
(33) All castles built in the early 1300's were made of
(34) Tupperware pie is the second most made pie during the
(35) Tupperware football fields failed over seas.
(36) Phil Jackson's mustache is transplanted on using Tupperware
shavings left over on the plant floor.
(37) John Holmes had nothing to do with Tupperware, but he did
have a HUGE cock.
(38) If you give your Tupperware funny faces and stack them in
different positions. They look like happy love making Tupperware
(39) Michael Jackson has over 3LBS of Tupperware inplanted in his
face. That's 1.74LBS more then allowed by human law.
(40) 3 out of 5 people in America have masturbated into a
container of Tupperware while it held food.
(41) It's not harmful but if Tupperware is anally ingested induce
vomiting and call a physician.
(41) Do NOT feed your Tupperware container.
(42) If your Tupperware container is used to store Chinese beer
the fumes may give you an uncontrollable urge to defecate.
(43) Children can play with Tupperware containers ONLY in a well
(44) If using your Tupperware as a pet please remember to have
your Tupperware container spayed or neutered.
(45) If your Tupperware container bites anyone it must be put to
(46) Tupperware averages a triple double in 3 NBA playoff games.
(47) If convicted of a crime in Turkey the Tupperware police raid
your place and cut off your limbs but place them in air tight zip-loc
super seal Tupperware containers.
(48) If your Tupperware container has a midget fart inside while
being filled with the water the echo sounds alot like Michael Bolton
and Kenny G doing a duet.
(49) Most Bishops in the Catholic church keep their child
pornography in Tupperware containers tucked away on a top shelf behind
a secret wall.
(50) Prolonged exposure to any kind of light be it natural or
artificial, has been known to cause cancer in Japan.
I hope you all remember these tips for the coming X-Mas season...
This was a nothing story..Just felt the need to go with it...part 2 and
3 will be up soon
Unkle Slappy Nuttz...(sorry to some of you about not responding back to
your emails..I was down for a while with an illness)
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